Question:
PLEASE ANSWER THIS QUESTION.?
rick v
2008-12-19 13:59:19 UTC
Please rewrite these 20 lines in modern day writing for me please.

1. Oberon awakes Titania and transforms Bottom back to a human. Oberon and Titania then make up and love each other again.

2. In the woods, Theseus, Hippolyta, and Egeus appear and awake the four.

3. Demetrius and Lysander inform the men of their love for Helena and Hermia (respectively).

4. The lords agree to let them marry.

5. Separately, Bottom awakes and remember's the night's occurrences.

6. At dinner, they all hear Quince's ten word, tedious, brief, tragical play.

7. In it, Thisby (played by Flute) and Pyramus (played by Bottom) whisper their love through a chink in a wall (played by Snout).

8. They vow to meet at Ninny's tomb, but a lion (played by Snug) attacks Thisby.

9. Pyramus arrives and finds her scarf, assumes she's dead, and kills himself Thisby arrives to find him dead, and kills herself.

10. After the play, at midnight, all go to bed, then the fairies appear and frolic.

11. In the forest, the troupe of players discuss the logistics of their play.

12. Puck appears and transforms Bottom to have an ***' (donkey's) head.

13. The actors flee, but Titania awakes and falls in love with Bottom and orders her fairy servants to attend to him.

14. Puck observes that Demetrius chases Hermia, yet she accuses him of murdering Lysander, and realizes he gave the flower to the wrong man.

15. Oberon tries to remedy this by anointing Lysander with the flower so he'll fall in love with Helena, and he does.

16. However, now both men love Helena, while she believes both are false.

17. Hermia arrives and Helena accuses her of conspiring with the men to tease her.

18. Oberon, realizing Puck has caused these problems, orders him to make a thick fog to separate the four people and force them into a deep sleep, so the spell can wear off.

19. Demetrius, though, loves Hermia. Helena hopes they will all meet in the forest.

20. Meanwhile, Quince, Bottom, Flute, Starveling, Snug, and Snout organize a play to be performed at Theseus' wedding.
25 answers:
Muinghan Life During Wartime
2008-12-19 14:38:40 UTC
Actually this was kind of fun and I was bored.



1) Oberon wakes up his shorty, Titania and changes Bottom from a big ol' snorin' jackass back into a big ol' snorin' dude. Oberon and Titania are cool now.



2) Theseus, Hippolyta, and Egeus beam into the woods and wakes the others the hell up.



3) Demetrius and Lysander tell the other guys that they're really hot for Helena and Hermia.



4) The oldies give in and let 'em get hooked up.



5) Then big ol' snorin' Bottom wakes up and is like "Damnnnnnnn, ya'll remember what happened last night?!"



6) They all had to sit thru Quince's "dinner theater" and just about died of boredom cuz it was so bad it made their butts ache.



7) The play went down like this, Flute was playin' this shorty Thisby, Bottom was playin' this dude Pyramus, and Snout

was pretending to be a wall. And the shorty and the dude was talking dirty thru this hole in the wall about how they wanted to get it on.



8) So they FINALLY decide to hook up at Ninny's tomb but Snug is playin' this lion and jumps out and is all over Thisby.



9) Pyramus tryin' to be cool gets there later and finds nothing but Thisby's IPod, thinking that she's bought it, he knocks himself off. Then Thisby shows back up lookin' all raggidy cuz of the lion, sees Pyramus laid out and she trips, then knocks off herself.



10) The play was putting everybody to sleep so they all went to bed at midnight when it was over. Then all these fairies pop up and start partyin'.



11) So the dudes in the play are out in the woods yakkin' about how they done.



12) Pucks sneaks in and gives Bottom a big ol' donkey head.



13) Everybody freaks and runs and that wakes up Titania. She takes one look at Bottom and fall for him hard, yelling at all the fairies to hook him up.



14) Meanwhile Demetrius is runnin' after Hermia, she's runnin' and screaming that he knocked off Lysander, then Puck is like OOPPSS, he gave the flower to the wrong dude.



15) Oberon is trying to fix the mess and slaps Lysander upside the head with the flower so he'll fall for Helena instead. It works.



16) So now its really messed up cuz Helena thinks both dudes are playin' her.



17) Then Hermia shows up and her and Helena get all Jerry Springer cuz Hermia thinks Helena is in on it with the guys jut to mess with her head.



18) Oberon finally figures out that Puck has been messin' with stuff so he jumps Puck butt and makes him cook up this big ol' thick fog so everybody will get all lost in it. then he knocks them out so this stupid spell will wear off.



19) Demetrius is still trippin' on Heria though and Helena hopes they will all hook up in the woods.



20) Meanwhile back at the ranch...the Not Ready For Primetime Playes, Quince, Bottom, Flute, Starveling, Snug, and Snout are puttin' together another show to do at Theseus' wedding.
2008-12-19 22:06:25 UTC
and a new day will dawn for those who stand long

and a piper will lead us to reason....





As we wind on down the road our shadows taller than our souls

there was a lady that we all know who shines white light and wants to show

how everything still turns to gold and if we listen really hard you see a Rock and not Roll...



And she buying a stair way to heaven.....



(some word are off) lol
2008-12-19 22:01:53 UTC
Good luck trying to get someone else to do your homework! You took the time to type it, you could have just one it yourself!
CathyC
2008-12-19 22:03:42 UTC
I have a book where on one side it says it in that language and on the other side it says is in modern language.

it would be really helpful
junajay1
2008-12-19 22:02:57 UTC
oh my gosh. are you being serious?!

haha.



just google whatever this play is and it will give you a summary of what the heck half of that means.



good luck!!
plif
2008-12-20 01:25:53 UTC
???? This IS in modern day writing! It sure ain't how old Mr. Shakespeare writ it.
2008-12-19 22:03:01 UTC
You should read the play first.
d2
2008-12-20 04:02:42 UTC
It seems you have already answered your own question.



Are you the only one who knows the question?
GrahamH
2008-12-19 22:05:46 UTC
You need to do your own homework if you are to derive any benefit from it.
tis_the_season_to_eat_holly
2008-12-19 22:02:31 UTC
They are in modern writing.
canUnot
2008-12-19 22:01:54 UTC
I have enough homework of my own :P
2008-12-19 22:01:54 UTC
thats not a question you just want us to do your homework
Dylan Courtney
2008-12-19 22:03:21 UTC
Do your own homework.





No ones stupid enough to do this.
Adam Smasher
2008-12-19 22:02:55 UTC
Write me a check. Please include a 1 and 20 zeroes.
CeeCee
2008-12-19 22:02:22 UTC
not going to do your homework for you
lostlilshedevil
2008-12-19 22:07:51 UTC
Do you own damn homework.
?
2008-12-19 22:04:54 UTC
quit being lazy and do it youself!
2008-12-19 22:04:30 UTC
pay me to answer these questions
Sarah H
2008-12-19 22:02:21 UTC
cheater. hah.
Beth L
2008-12-19 22:02:00 UTC
HAHA WHHAT!
❉ BASKETBALL_BABE❉
2008-12-19 22:04:36 UTC
is this homework?!?!?!? because if it is DO IT YOURSELF!!!!! gosh
2008-12-19 22:01:35 UTC
YA RIGHT!!!
Morgan F
2008-12-19 22:01:50 UTC
maybe try google....??
Mitch
2008-12-19 22:01:00 UTC
WHATEVER
2008-12-19 22:07:51 UTC
lol...


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