Are these good FAKE languages? Español, Deutsch, Français, Italiano, English and others?

Question

I am creating a video for some entertainment. I made fake language scripts based off of my knowledge. I want to know if they were good, funny or spot on. Let me know if I wrote something funny that I should keep in there. And let me know how I could do a perfect accent for the video. Here is my script.
Fake Languages
German
Racht ist von gutzen saugzt hien zeir schneicht auf ich hach vuchen. Werde hier augzein vermir vier eingutshaft ist mein kauffen tiet. Sechs horgen gut en ist acht der dass. Un einzen aucht nein zehn drei veschtenscheinzt. Eins auften vunder, saugen hier gutrein aufschaft! Den toten?
Mandarin Chinese
Nĭ zì lăo zhòng sì tīan kè líng miăn nào. Sōng bī kuì gè de wŏ shí nĭ de hào ké dì sì míng niăn. Zì de huàng de míng shì dòng le ké ma? Wàng nǚ kào sǜng mìr.
English
My thoke temmer. Lashing ween kalice rap chonging it thorny. Triample harth placification the coongy malks. My inswaglibation on fooning a macenizent? Kooming bong queel hard yongy saps. As blombarts troikel thotes the hom. Mangnice frats.
Spanish
No aguasta! Mi y cacias muestro. Para es el lamaticos. Para gustas en cuciano. ¿Lemorado mión custa de en patricio? Cueda es maricación suedos mi resperatos. Si, mi linguista idiomos es mari camtruyendo. Si encunduemos mi matrición!
French
Recelique pour maux quatre les rancinque. Le bien par intimitique cal magnificique. Problemés mene lens quartreux. De senques beque alceux? Man deux pleçais.
Japanese
Tsumayako nadasaki yoki ni agensi. Jinaskiwa niho masaskinitsa shima mayadosan. Akiraso tsum ba tso nasawi sandewaki san-domayo kamsuo yimikan. Okosan maya yahatsimu kō sera basako hamayo.
Italian
Malitisco, la salimati soni azzaromito. Mon cianovini. Del la robini? Può lamiti e rostiveli quandri la vito matromino. Non si bon cucino. Banno stati mosto lasta mini sentino.
Russian
Dly mozov zdrav skazak' naot. Chivit prov nazhete. Znaete yazynkarov okodrov i varla mnov sna' chto yaetynov opilidam. Gnat zhizik lis mirkov. Okydrev mnaet kal vu.
Vietnamese
Dâm phang mấo ngo niất sam lể choi ngong diem pho. Niet hát am nga âm tôing tsi âm nả! Vôi di sam ngong tất hu po.
Welsh
Bydd yn cynaca rwsia gaec melly pan cwymp yn dyw. Sain chydd casd fwaeg twaeg gyddwch gaep ddit swanny. Lyddwch hap yndnaeg faep sain fwaeg bryn felly.

Answer 1

Spanish sounds good, I'm doing a GCSE in Spanish and it sounds believable, the French, I'm also doing a GCSE for and it sounds good too. English, not sorry it's pretty bad. The Italian, I don't speak any Italian at all but from what I've heard it sounds alright. German, I've heard German being spoken, and yeah that's believable. Welsh is my second language which I speak fluently, and I speak it every day. I've got to say sorry but it's just a little off, "fwaeg" and "twaeg" are very un-Welsh, and you never hear two words rhyme right after eachother in Welsh, "swanny" just avoid that too. Try to pick more words that flow into one another if that makes sense, Welsh functions to be easy and fast to pronounce, if it sounds like it takes an effort to speak it, then it's an obvious fake.

Answer 2

The Japanese morphemes are correct, but it won't sound natural when you speak it. Japanese sentences have very light pauses after most particles (wa, wo, ni, de, to). You should add some random particles in there and listen to a few Japanese audio to get a feel of what the pauses sound like. You should be able to pick it up quickly. You can even fake the particles if you wanted (ex: ba, yo, mu), but it won't sound natural without some apparent particles.



I don't speak Mandarin, but I think that is close. I think the Spanish is good.



The English is a bit off. English is my first language, so you can't really rely on my answer for this, but you use the odd consonants (q, w, z) too much.









EDIT:



For English, you might want to write out an actual conversation and then replace consonant pairs and vowels to make it gibberish.



Example of Japanese pauses:



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_gXek0282Y

The first two sentences sound like

"[Blah blah] wa, [blah blah] to, [blah blah blah blah] no, [blah blah].

[Blah blah] ni [blah blah]."



Also, a lot of sentences in polite Japanese end with "[blah blah]-masu" or "desu".

Answer 3

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=61q8xQ7TMtM

0:50 〜 fake German

1:07 〜 fake Russian

1:26 〜 fake Spanish

1:47 〜 fake Chinese

2:26 〜 fake Korean (south)

3:06 〜 fake Korean (north)

Answer 4

I think German and Spanish are great :P Oh and also french. But Im afraid that english seems too unreal.