Can someone translate this for me? Spanish?

Question

bueno....
para empezar se q se te va
a parecer un poco raro... q te este
mandando este mail....
no lo pienses... asi ok...?
solo me gustaria
bueno... no se... en realidad como empezar
por lo regular es esta la
parte donde me doy mi
tiempo para una especie de choro....
melodramatico.... y demas...
pero esta vez... bueno.... al grano...
a veces las cosas dejan de parecer,,..
lo q asemejan ser... y tons.... solo recibes
un madrazo... sin previo aviso en la jeta...
bueno... lo q kiero decir es q...
hoy en este dia,,, no saliste por ni sikiera
un momento de mi mente....
a lo largo del dia,,,
fuiste la unica constante
recordaba la ultima vez
q hablamos por telefono
las mil y una conversaciones
q hemos tenido...es este tiempo
desveladas... hablando... riendo..
la ultima vez q estubimos juntos....
cuando te cacharon en mi casa...
cuando fuimos al pedimento
fugandonos de la escuela....
jajajaja.... bueno...
con lo q te estoy diciendo no pretendo nada....
solo q no [pude evitar hacertelo saber
desearia poder verte de nuevo...
aunq se q muy seguramente... no tendras
deseos de hablarme....(lo se... por q asi me lo hiciste saber)
de cualkier forma... me gustaria...
tal vezz en ese momento cambias de parecer
y decidas responderme....
incluso hoy estube muy cerca de marcarte...
pero cuando tuve el telefono en mano
listo para marcar tu numero...
solo pense... en q tal vz esa llamada
estaria lejos de hacerte sentir comoda....
no keria colocarnos en una situacion asi...
upsss...
supuestamente esto iba a ser
un mail... corto... y mira en q se convirtio...
lo peor de todo es q aun me gustaria
hacerte saber mas cosas...
pero.... bueno....no kiero....
bueno solo, no,
me despido
es[pero estes bien...
y tengas exito con tu vida...
en todos los aspectos...
yo, yo... toi bien....
kiero decir...
sigo siendo un hijo de puta...
y los hijos de puta nunca cambian...
no creas solo bromeo...
dentro de mi... ya no muy pienso
de esa forma... pero solo sigo
pretendiendo serlo....
tu sabes algo q hacer....
y solo aki sigo escribiendo y escribiendo
sin poder detenerme...
espero leas esto pronto...
ahora ya me detendre...
por q es el momento dond
empiezo a hablar pendejadas....
asi ke adios... cuidate..
atte...
micki....
baycha
te extrano... y lo siento
por hacer parecer extrano
en lugar de extranio...
como ya has de saber en el
estupido alfabelto....
de estos gringos estupidos
no existe tal letra...
bueno despues de mi
pekena eclaracion cultural...
ora si te digo adios...
(esto ultimo me sono a cancion,
esa de..- le digo adios, al mas hermoso sueno de mi alma,
le digo adios... y eyc, etc, vdd.. q existe..?
o de plano... plano ya toi perdido...? )

Answer 1

This is too long to translate but if nobody takes the pains to translate all, at least I can give you the rough message:

Here is a guy who regrets his past actions and a bad parting with his lady. He would like to see her again even though he's aware he'll never change and will always remain the babbling fool that he is.

Answer 2

good….

in order to begin q one goes away to you

to seem a little rare… q you this

sending this mail….

you do not think… asi to it ok…?

only gustaria me

good… not… in fact like beginning

by regulating she is this

part where I occur my

time for a species of choro….

melodramatic…. and others…

but this good time……. to the grain…

sometimes the things stop seeming.

the q is similar to be… and tons…. you only receive

madrazo… without previous warning in the snout…

good… the q kiero for saying is q…

today in this day, you did not leave by nor sikiera

a little while of my mind….

throughout the day,

you were the only constant

it remembered completes time

q we spoke by telephone

thousands and the one conversations

q we have had… is east time

kept awake… speaking… laughing.

it completes together estubimos time q….

they broke when you in my house…

when we went to the petition

fugandonos of the school….

jajajaja…. good…

with the q I am saying to you I do not try anything….

q [I could not only avoid hacertelo to know

desearia to be able verte again…

aunq q very surely… not tendras

desires to speak to me….(… by q asi you informed it to me) of cualkier form… gustaria me…

so vezz then you change to seem

and you decide to respond to me….

even today estube closely together of marcarte…

but when I had the telephone in hand

ready to mark your I number…

only pense… in q so vz that call

estaria far from hacerte to feel chest of drawers….

keria not to place us in a situation asi…

upsss…

supposedly this was going to be

a short mail…… and watches in q convirtio…

the worse thing of everything is q even gustaria me

hacerte to know but things…

but…. good….not kiero….

good only, no,

I take leave

he is [but estes well…

and you are successful with your life…

in all the aspects…

I, I… toi well….

kiero to say…

itself being a son of puta…

and the children of puta never change…

you do not only create I joke…

within my… no longer very fodder

of that form… but only itself

trying to be it….

your you know to something q to do….

and only aki itself writing and writing

without being able to stop to me…

I hope you read this soon…

now already me detendre…

by q dond is the moment

I begin to speak pendejadas….

asi ke goodbye… take care.

attention(or attn)…

micki….

baycha

extrano you… I feel and it

to make seem extrano

instead of extranio…

since you already have to know in

stupid alfabelto….

of these stupid gringos

such letter does not exist…

good later of my

pekena eclaracion cultural…

or if I say to you goodbye…

(this I complete sono to song,

that of. - I say to him goodbye, to but beautiful I sound of my soul, I goodbye say… and eyc, etc, vdd to him. q exists.?

or of toi already lost flat plane……? )





lmao I have no idea..This was using an online translator (not google).



The little spanish I know is all slang =_=

Answer 3

well...

to start with I know that it's

going to seem a bit weird that

I'm sending you this mail

Don't think of it that way ok?

I would like...

well...





this is just too long... srry

I did the beginning for you...

Answer 4

good…. in order to begin q one goes away to you to seem a little rare… q you this sending this mail…. you do not think… thus ok to it…? only gustaria me good… not… in fact as to begin by regulating she is this part where I occur my time for a species of choro…. melodramatic…. and others… but this good time……. to the grain…sometimes the things stop seeming. the q is similar to be… and tons…. you only receive madrazo… without previous warning in the snout… good… the q kiero for saying is q… today in this day, you did not leave a little while by nor sikiera of my mind…. throughout the day, you were the only constant it remembered completes time q we spoke by telephone thousands and the one conversations q we have had… is east time kept awake speakingl aughing. it completes together estubimos time they broke when you in my house when we went to the petition fugandonos of the school goodwith the q I am saying to you I do not try anythingI could not only avoid hacertelo to know desearia to be able verte againaunq q very surely… not tendras desires to speak to me by q therefore you informed it to me) of cualkier form gustaria meso vezz then you change to seem and you decide to respond to me even today estube closely together of marcarte… but when I had the telephone in hand ready to mark your I number… only pense… in q so vz that call estaria far from hacerte to feel chest of drawers…. keria not to thus place us in a situation… upsss… supposedly this was going to be a short mail…… and watches in q convirtio… the worse thing of everything is q even gustaria me hacerte to know but things but good….not kiero…. good only no I take leave he is [but estes well… and you are successful with your life… in all the aspects… I, I… toi well…. kiero to say… itself being a son of puta… and the children of puta never change… you do not only create I joke… within my… no longer very fodder of that form… but only itself trying to be it…. your you know to something q to do…. and only aki itself writing and writing without being able to stop to me… I hope you read this soon… now already me detendre… by q dond is the moment I begin to speak pendejadas…. thus ke goodbye… take care. attention(or attn)… micki…. baycha I am strange to you… I feel and it to make seem strange instead of extranio… since you already have to know in stupid alfabelto…. of these stupid gringos such letter does not exist… good after my pekena eclaracion cultural… or if I say to you goodbye… (this I complete sono to song, that of. - I say to him goodbye, to but beautiful I sound of my soul, I goodbye say… and eyc, etc, vdd to him. q exists.? or of toi already lost flat plane……?