Can you translate this russian into english?

Question

y menai segodnia glazka. ne smogy bit vecherom v internete. zavtra tolko dnem smogy. vecherom y menia shkola angliskaia. vse horosho. chto-to ia segodnia ystala. spat hochy. zavtra poedy v magazin iskat krossovki. vchera vecherom po skypy mne joseph zvonil. rzali s nim do slez. tochnee ia. a on prikoli mochil. kamera y nego est. v sledyishiy raz po kamere boltat budem. vot i vse novosti.
s pervim dnem zimi

Answer 1

I've got to iron today. I can't be tonight on-line, only tomorrow (in day time). In the evening I've got to be at English school. Everything is OK. I feel kinda tired today. I wanna sleep. Tomorrow I'll go to a store to search for trainers. Yesterday Joseph called me on skype. We were laughing loudly until we couldn't breath, or to be more precisely, I laughed to his jokes. He has a camera. The next time we'll chat via the camera. That's all news. Congratulations with the first winter day.



У меня сегодня глажка. Не смогу быть вечером в интернете. Завтра только днём смогу. Вечером у меня школа английская. Всё хорошо. Что-то я устала. Спать хочу. Завтра поуду в магазин искать кроссовки. Вчера вечером по skypе мне Джосеф (Joseph) звонил. Ржали до слёз, точнее я, а он приколы мочил. Камера у него есть. В следующий раз по камере болтать будем. Вот и все новости. С первым днём зимы.



My comments:

It's a spoken Russian.

iskat (искать) - to choose/to buy

krossovki (кроссовки) - running shoes, trainers

I'm not sure what does she mean as "camera", a smartphone or something like that, perhaps

shkola angliskaia (школа английская) - English school, can be an English course.

rzali (pжали) - literally "neighed", it's common to say that meanining "laughed loudly"

Answer 2

Not sure - but since no one has responded yet -

Best I can get -



s Menai segodnia glazka. Smog vecherom bit them on the Internet. zavtra tolko Dnem smog. vecherom s changing shkola angliskaia. vse horosho. chto-to s segodnia ystala. hochy back. zavtra Poedit in magazin Iska krossovki. vchera vecherom to skype me joseph ring. rzali with them into the mallow. tochnee ia. and he prikoli Mochis. camera y est Nego. sledyishiy once in the camera will bolt. vot i vse novelty.

the perv Dnem zimi



Slovak not russian? Check my source.

Answer 3

> I'm not sure what does she mean as "camera",



It's Web-cam, camcorder - can be used along with Skype, so 2 people not only talking using computer but also can _see_ each other (if both have web-cam)



> Congratulations with the first winter day.



Unlike US, in Russian Winter starts December 1st and ends March 1st