Translation from Polish to English?

Question

I recently found a horoscope for my best friend, and I was wondering if someone who is Polish can translate it into English for me. I will definitely award ten points for the person who does!

here it is:

Onyks Niezwykle rzadko sie zdarza, by zycie Onyksa bylo usłane różami. Zazwyczaj boryka sie z roznymi przeciwnosciami losu, ma klopoty i troche pecha. Wiele problemow sam sobie przysparza, gdyz jest niezdecydowany, malo energiczny i nieco chwiejny - przerzuca sie z pomyslu na pomysl,zmienia poglady i zyciowe cele. To typowy slomiany ogien, brak mu wytrwalosci, pracowitosci rowniez nie mozna zaliczyc do jego zalet.Wszystko to sprawia, ze wiekszosc projektow Onyksa pozostaje w sferze marzen. Pozniej oskarza sie o brak silnej woli, zmarnowanie szansy, ale z trudem przychodzi mu cos zmienic na lepsze. Onyks jest zdolny, ma doskonala pamiec, duze zdolnosci jezykowe i wrazliwosc muzyczna. Niezbyt dobrze radzi sobie z materialna strona zycia, nie potrafi robic intersow, ale jakby na oslode fortuna mu sprzyja. Ma szczescie do drogich prezentow, darowizn, spadkow i wygranych loterii. Onyks ma klopoty towarzyskie, trudno zawiera znajomosci, jest niesmialy i niezwykle przeczulony na swoim punkcie. Panicznie boi sie krytyki i smiesznosci. Bardzo latwo urazic go nawet zartobliwym docinkiem. Obrazony dosuwa sie, potrafi nawet zerwac znajomosc i do konca zycia nie wybaczyc zlosliwosci, czy ostrej krytyki. Jednoczesnie uzaleznia sie od otoczenia, od ludzi obdarzonych silna osobowoscia, pozwala sie tyranizowac i nie bardzo potrafi sie wyzwolic spod wplywu. Cierpi w milczeniu, zzyma sie, zdajac sobie sprawe z faktu, ze jest manipulowany. Narzeka, ze czujac sie jak marionetka na sznurkach, ale nie umie zmienic tego stanu rzeczy. Czesto sprytni znajomi czy wspolpracownicy wykorzystuja go, zrzucajac na jego barki wlasne sprawy. Dopoki nie uraza uczuc wlasnych Onyksa, wyszystko przebiega zgodnie z ich planem. Onyks w milosci szuka wsparcia i zrozumienia dla swoich slabosci, ale najczesciej trafia pod pantofel zyciowego partnera. Nie umie rozroznic checi wspierania w ciezkich chwilach od despotyzmu. Onyks bardzo lubi podroze i dalekie wedrowki bez celu, ot tak dla samej przyjemnosci zmiany miejsca. To dla niego najlepsze lekarstwo na zyciowe trudnosci, tryranizujaca rodzine i kolejny nie zrealizowany pomysl.

Answer 1

It should be:



It happens really seldom so that the life of an Onyx is strewn with roses. He/she usually struggles with various adversities of life, has troubles and a bit of bad luck. Such people cause many issues to themselves because they are indecisive, not too vital and a bit hesitating - they switch from a concept to a concept, change their statements and life goals. Onix is a typical ten-day wonder, they lack of persistence, and effort also cannot be treated as one of their pros. All of this results so, that most of Onyx's ideas never take place in their real life. Later, they blame themselves for the lack of strong free will, the waste of a chance but it's hard for them to make something in their life to be better. Onix is talented, has a remarkable memory, strong linguistic capabilities and musical sensitivity. They don't deal well with the financial side of their life, they don't know how to do business, but as if to make their life better, fortune is in favor to them. They have luck with expensive gifts, donations, heritages and winning in lotteries. Onix have social difficulties, it's hard for them to make acquaintances, they are shy and unbelievably over-sensitive about themselves. They are terribly afraid of criticism of others and ridiculousness. It quite easy to upset them even with a mildest hoax. Being upset, they aback, they are even capable of quiting acquaintance with another person and never forgive someone's viciousness or criticism towards them to the end of their life. In the same time, they make themselves dependent from their environment, from people whose personality is strong, they let themselves to tyrannized and are able to free themselves from someone's influence, too much. They suffer in silence, bridle, realizing that they are being manipulated. They complain about feeling like puppets on strings but cannot change their position. It often happens that shrewd acquaintances or co-workers of theirs use them, overburdening them with business of their own. As log as they don't hurt feelings of Onyx, everything goes exactly along with their schedule. When talking about love, Onyx seeks for support and comprehension for their weaknesses but, as often as it happens, turn obedient towards their life partner. They cannot distinguish supporting during hardship from despotism. Onyx adore traveling and long-distance strolling without the final destination to achieve, just for the pleasure of moving somewhere else. It's the best cure for them for life hardship, tyrannizing family and another unfulfilled idea

Answer 2

"ya KöHÉM of bordzo you jastesz such speneala devbcinea" ---that's what I have been given on Google translate. via the way Angie is misguided GoogleTranslate immediately detected Polish i think of this is purely spelled incorrect.

Answer 3

it means :

It happens seldom unusually Onyks sie, in order to rouge (rose) zycie Onyksa bylo usłane. Usually it wrestles with (from) fate sie roznymi przeciwnosciami, has klopoty and misfortune troche. It adds many < self-service store > problemow, it is hesitated gdyz, aggressive malo and somewhat unstable it bandies with (from) on - sie pomyslu pomysl, it changes poglady and prefers purposes zyciowe. it fears it typical slomiany ogien, lack crosses it (him) wytrwalosci, it causes for its (his) not pracowitosci rowniez mozna zaliczyc zalet.Wszystko, it remains from (with) in sphere of mazhena wiekszosc projektow Onyksa. It prefers about lack strong Pozniej oskarza sie, wasting of chance, but it comes on better with difficulty it (him) cos zmienic. It is able Onyks, has doskonala pamiec, duze zdolnosci jezykowe and musical wrazliwosc. Material part advises with (from) none too well < goods (right) > zycia, it fails robic intersow, but as if it promotes it (him) on fortune oslode. Has for expensive (dear) szczescie prezentow, donations, spadkow and win lottery. Has social Onyks klopoty, it includes (reach; make) hard znajomosci, there is niesmialy and on point unusually przeczulony. It fears panic it criticism sie and smiesznosci. Very even him (it) latwo urazic zartobliwym docinkiem. Obrazony dosuwa sie, It is able even zerwac znajomosc and for not konca zycia wybaczyc zlosliwosci, if (or) sharp criticism. From enclosing (enclosing with) Jednoczesnie uzaleznia sie, from people bestowed strong osobowoscia, it allows sie tyranizowac and it does not be able from under very sie wyzwolic wplywu. It suffers in silence, zzyma sie, from fact zdajac sprawe, it is manipulated from (with). It complains, from (with) czujac sie as puppet on strings, but it does not know (does not be able) it state (condition) thing zmienic. Dodged familiar Czesto if (or) him (it) wspolpracownicy wykorzystuja, on its (his) shoulder (bar) case zrzucajac wlasne. Resentment not Dopoki uczuc wlasnych Onyksa, it crosses according to their plans wyszystko. It searches support in (to) Onyks milosci and for apprehension slabosci, but it hits under shoe partner najczesciej zyciowego. It does not know (does not be able) in (to) from despotism advancement moment rozroznic checi ciezkich. It likes very Onyks podroze and without purpose far wedrowki, for so change place ot przyjemnosci. It for it (him) on fairest medicine zyciowe trudnosci, tryranizujaca rodzine and next not realized (accomplish) pomysl.



i did not know that ...i used a translator i wont lie i do not like lyeing.