What would you do if you had one hour alone with Abu Hamza?

Question

Here's a scenario for you.

What would you do, if you had 1 hour alone with Abu Hamza?

You're in a sound proof room and he's tied to a chair. You have with you; a box of rusty cutlery, a crate of lemons, an ordinary duck, three chocolate cookies, a blunt medieval long-sword, a scale model of Mike Tysons leg cast in bronze, my Dad’s collection of small cacti, 2 wasps tied to a silk string, a ukulele, some fresh mint tea, tipp-ex, nail scissors and a signed photo of Barbra Streisand.
Remember 1 hour alone.......

Answer 1

I'd ignore him.

Answer 2

Hey, It would be great to hook up with Abu again, firstly I wouldnt be alone would I because of all the stuff, but if I know old Abu, hhe would have used his hook to untie himself and be into the crate of lemons like lightening. The great thing is you cant tell the difference when he's eating them either!!!



I would probably dip mike tysons leg in the mint tea and lick it slowly in front of the duck. I would untie the 2 wasps as its just cruel and use the silk string to sharpen the blunt sword. i would trim your dads cati with the scissors and play the ukelele to barbaras picture... and then to punish Abu I would tippex his hook white, so that when he goes out in the snow he cant see it and if he has a pooh in the snow he will get his hook stuck right up his a*se

Answer 3

As much as I despise terrorists, I would point to the sword and use it as an opportunity to tell Abu about the story of when Jesus was arrested and Peter cut off an officer's ear. I would tell Abu that those who live by the sword die by the sword, but that Jesus died on a cross to save him too and that Jesus loves him and wants forgive him for all of his sins but that Abu must be willing to accept the reality of what Jesus did and receive Jesus as Lord(Owner) of his life, the Son of the Living God, who was crucified for us and resurrected for us too.