Question:
Are you able to keep from laughing when you hear a Brit mispronounce "math" as "maths"?
2016-06-02 03:42:02 UTC
"math" is short for "mathematics" which if you notice already has an S at the end. Adding another S would make it "mathematicses"
62 answers:
Asep
2016-06-02 03:43:34 UTC
It makes me cringe honestly
M.
2016-06-07 12:07:18 UTC
It's just the way they say it. I don't think it's funny. As long as I understand, I'm happy about it.



I had a chat friend from UK, but she spoke continuous slang. I had a very difficult time understanding what she was talking about sometimes. It was like a continuous string of one-liners, if that makes sense. I was very frustrated.



It reminded me of American black English. I understand it somewhat, but people who speak like that don't seem to realize that the real world is much larger than their neighborhood. And when they leave their neighborhood, THEY are the ones who can't communicate.



I am American. I have been in all the majorly different speech/accent areas of USA and had no trouble communicating. I have been in several areas of Canada, in England and numerous European countries and had no problem with people understanding me.
Laurence
2016-06-02 15:20:59 UTC
English, Spanish, French and Portuguese are all spoken differently on either side of the Atlantic. Speakers of English and Spanish all get furious at anyone who does not speak their particular variety of the language. For Francophones, the hang up is one of the type of superiority versus inferiority complexes implied by that ghastly insult "patois". But Portuguese speakers, although they may be a little amused by the differences, simply do not seem to be bothered ("É o mesmo idioma, n'é?"). Why is this? (I am a Brit who has lived in 8 states of the union, in 7 Spanish speaking countries, in Québec, Belgium, France and the Suisse Romande and in Portugal and five Brazilian states).
2016-06-02 08:13:35 UTC
Thank you for making Americans every where look more incredibly stupid, not enough that we are already a laughing stock to the rest of the world.



Most if not all the countries around the globe learn more than one language in school, while Americans barely learn one required language.

When Americans are visiting (insert country here) and they can't be bothered to learn the language of that country or they fail miserably with their little translation dictionary book.





I laugh at the idea of you saying what you said in your question in person to a British person and getting your a** kicked. Now that would be funny.



FYI: I am an American
2016-06-02 03:44:49 UTC
It's just the word that's become used in the UK. We know that it is not "mathematicses". Aside from that, it could just be using the base, "math" and adding the "s" at the end of the word. Interesting thought actually.
?
2016-06-04 06:24:39 UTC
Some of the comments I see on here are so ignorant and arrogant it's astounding!



If you find such trivial things as this pronunciation funny or annoying to the extent of putting it on a public forum, then you really need to work more on your own life.



It doesn't really matter how one countries language differs from another, as long as it is understandable to whom you relay your words too. If it's not understandable then it's polite to learn the language of the country you are in.



Also there are so many variations on the English language in countries that it is 'their' spoken word that, it has to be impossible to say 'my pronunciation is correct!'



If you're talking of the origin of a certain language then that is different. English is made up of a number of ancient languages so in essence we could say non is correct yet all are.
2016-06-02 03:51:23 UTC
Mathematics is a plural. So maths is correct. You do realise ENGLAND is where the ENGLISH language you speak originated. Your retarded ways of spelling are all incorrect in the ENGLISH language. Fûcking Americans think you're the best people on this earth yet you never claim to be American until it suits. Other than that it's like "I'm 65 % Scottish, 30% German and 5% Italian". But gotta hand it to you if you can work all that shît out, it's really good maths.
james
2016-06-02 17:08:12 UTC
Yes no problem. But then I am sometimes around Brits, Also Germans, Spanish, French, Ausies, & worst some of the natives around here trying all to speak some from of English. Along with Koreans & other Asians. They say for some reason beyond me that I no longer speak good American English myself.
2016-06-03 04:46:16 UTC
This is quite rude... If you can't hold back laughter because someone foreign spells and says a word different to you, you are extremely immature. There are multiple flaws and errors in the American language, if you will, but people generally do not laugh - that's childish.
2016-06-02 21:18:55 UTC
To-may-to, to-ma-to. What's the difference. A rose by any other name is just as sweet. Jusr for the record. Maths is correct. Laughing at the English of people who developed the English .language is downright stupid. Like Americans drive on the parkway, and park in the driveway. Now that's hilarious.
?
2016-06-03 13:25:58 UTC
They are not mispronouncing it, both "math" and "maths" are accepted abbreviations of mathematics. I'm laughing at you though :)
?
2016-06-05 20:14:21 UTC
You see, this is why we Brits tend to make fun of you. Because people like you make your country look like a laughing stock to the rest of the world.
Jill
2016-06-02 03:43:23 UTC
Like I laugh when Americans say "I could care less".
2016-06-05 11:12:32 UTC
Mathematics on surface reflect a hard word to spell , if you think words of as mainly compound then it become to easier to spell.

There is no excuse for written English to not spell the word proper .
2016-06-02 13:16:40 UTC
We in the UK are amused at the US practice of abbreviating the word. Hardly seems worth dropping the 's' at the end, unless you're in a hurry. Or do they study mathematic, in which case we British are wrong?
2016-06-02 07:35:24 UTC
No, I laugh when I hear Americans say "math". And I shudder when I hear Americans talk of cars driving on the pavement, which is where pedestrians walk in Britain.



Note that I am British.
2016-06-03 17:17:25 UTC
In my english book it's written MATHS



I'm italian.
?
2016-06-06 01:27:46 UTC
Wait, I didn't know that Americans invented English? Oh, wait, they didn't, the ENGLISH did. We laugh at you when you say thing like, aluminum wrong. It's not aluminum, it's aluminium!
?
2016-06-02 15:15:01 UTC
I'm able to keep from laughing easily, because there's nothing wrong with the way they pronounce or spell it.



I wonder how Brits feel when Americans say 'Aluminum'.....
Grinning Football plinny younger
2016-06-02 13:43:47 UTC
Well I am British - to me you mispronounce aloominyum, erb, thuroh and mirror (it comes out as mere, to my ears.) We have much funnier things to laugh at than odd pronunciations.
2016-06-02 06:33:10 UTC
Our language how can we Be wrong when you lot remove all the S and replace it with a Z



because in ENGLISH it is Maths



Like a Ho is a Gardening tool why cant americans spell Whore



Oh they spell how they speak Ya all for You all



you comon back now ye hear
2016-06-02 11:58:56 UTC
Maths is correct in British English. Get over it.
?
2016-06-02 11:54:00 UTC
Your laughing at us but really your the stupid one 😂😂😂 It's because you guys separate the different parts of maths like algebra and trigonometry but we keep it all together so therefore it is "maths" because there are several parts not "math"
Stela
2016-06-04 21:30:59 UTC
I say maths all the time... and I'm not British. Maths is short of 'mathematics' so it's not incorrect...
Mark
2016-06-02 08:20:42 UTC
They aren't misprounincing it... it's short for MATHemeticS. Do you think they laugh (well, mature people,anyway) when Americans say "sportS" (in the UK it's "sport")?



Things I find funny is how British exit signs say "way out", how they add "-ate" to verbs that don't need it, think adding an "A" to the end of a male name makes it female, so you get abortions like "Phillipa", "Michaela", "Johnna" (not "Joanna")., etc., mangle French ("I drove my 'CabrioletT' convertible to the 'bally', after which I went to a roadside 'kaff' and had their 'buffy', then drove home to Theodon 'Boyssssss' and parked it in the 'gairidge'"), and drop Rs where they exist but put them where they aren't ("I fueled my cah and paid for it with my Veezer").
2016-06-06 12:09:11 UTC
It accounts for Americans being thick (stupid) as they only know one math whereas the rest of us know all of the maths.
?
2016-06-02 14:19:55 UTC
Oh, dear, the children are fighting again. Just because someone speaks English in a different way doesn't make it wrong. It's just different. There are so many wrong ideas here that this is "time-out" time. All of you with strong ideas about something being wrong with "maths," or "math," go sit in a corner over there and put on the dunce caps.



English did not originate in England. It developed from the language of German and Danish barbarians in petty kingdoms in what is now England. The dialects are now called called Kentish, Mercian Northumbrian, and West Saxon. Harold, who lost the battle of Hastings to Bill the Bastard was undisputed ruler in only in the Earldom named for his father, Godwin. Some of the other earls paid homage to him, and some didn't.



http://etc.usf.edu/maps/pages/300/330/330.htm



The Scots language developed from the same source in the lowlands of what is now Scotland and is now considered by some to be a separate language.



English didn't really become a single unified language until the time of Edward I and continued from the beginning of his reign with many dialects. The numbering of Edward I emphasizes this since there were earlier Edwards (such as the Confessor) in the earlier kingdoms which became England. The concept of England espoused by Edward I encompassed Wales, Scotland and most of France. None of these dialects was more correct than the others. they are just different.



The concept of mathematics as a unified field of study was not widely known in medieval times when the seven liberal arts were divided into the trivium, grammar, logic, and rhetoric; and the quadrivium, arithmetic, geometry, music, and astronomy. There are elements of the modern concept of mathematics in both divisions.



Even though the subject may be divided into many separate areas, I do not believe that the word mathematics is plural. Calculus is not a mathematic. Neither are arithmetic, geometry (Euclidian, Non-Euclidian and others) algebra, differential equations, or any other special technical area such as numerical approximation. The suffix "ics" is often used to convey a sense of generality to many nouns such as gymnastics, optics, aeronautics, robotics, and many others. In that usage, the word is singular. In a word like statistics, the word might either be plural, speaking of various separate (a statistic) items, or singular as in the general idea. The suffix is also used in many English words in which the original noun is no longer in general use, such as numismatics, phonics, Ebonics and so on. On a similar subject, opera is the plural of opus, but it is seldom if ever used that way in English. The singular, datum, has two plurals in English, data and datums. Datums is used on the legend of maps where there are two levels from which levels are measured. A coastal map might have separate contour lines measured from mean sea level as well as high tide. Antenna also has two plurals. The ones on bugs are antennae and the electronic ones on an automobile, airplane or ship are antennas. Brits often avoid the issue and speak of aerials and earths instead of antennas and grounds.



Who won WWI and WWII? Certainly no single country. I believe the contribution of the US was more decisive in WWI because I think the Kaiser, Churchill and Haig were intent on killing all their opponents no matter how many casualties they incurred themselves. Ludendorff did the mathematics of attrition and decided to surrender after the entry of the Americans. Of course, he later decided that he had been stabbed in the back and supported Hitler. WWII was not quite so clear-cut. The RAF had defeated the Luftwaffe in 1940 with some US technical support and only minimum volunteer participation before the US entry in the war in December 1941. I think it might have been possible for the UK and Soviet Union to have defeated the Third Reich without the Americans, but it would have taken much longer. I think Admiral Yamamoto saw the situation properly.



On my travels to Russia, I often hear that the Russians won the war single-handed. They did suffer the most causalities and contributed greatly, but they didn't do it by themselves. When I travel to Europe, I make it a point to visit the various monuments and pay my respects. The eternal flame honoring "Those fallen for the Motherland" at the Kremlin wall in Aleksander's garden is an inspiring sight as are the monuments for hero cities.



http://mstecker.com/pages/rusmo4947-1.htm



The word "mathematics" is long, and it needs to be abbreviated. The Brit way is slightly longer and less efficient as in some other ways the Brits write. That doesn't make it wrong. It won't use one extra liter/litre of ink in ten years. The big problem in the US/UK thing is the word, "brew." If a Brit wants a cuppa tea and gets a beer, that's a disappointment. If a Yank wants a beer and gets a cuppa, that is too.



In other words, just because someone does it a different way doesn't make it wrong. It is just different and might even be better than the way you do it.



I am an engineer and have given lectures in optics and physics at two English universities, Cranfield and Cranwell. Optics is a part of physics and both are singular in both AE and BE. At that level, people do not usually fret over trivialities. The head of the physics department at Cranwell did comment (privately) on my use of "infinity," but engineers see it differently from physicists and mathematicians. Infinitely close is good enough "for all practical purposes."
2016-06-06 20:08:10 UTC
Do you realise you don't need a licence to familiarise yourself with the colour of aluminium?
Ken
2016-06-02 09:17:46 UTC
I find it funny when Americans say 'erb' for herb, and 'zee' for 'zed'. But then they think anything I say is funny, with my Scottish accent!
Mordent
2016-06-02 04:37:03 UTC
Almost as hilarious as Americans calling 'sport' 'sports'.



I mean, truly. I can't break any more ribs - I simply won't have enough left to breathe.
Fabian
2016-06-03 07:56:36 UTC
That's just how it is in Britain. It's not a mispronounciation. It's a variation in dialect.
?
2016-06-02 20:20:57 UTC
I can't keep from laughing whenever I read anything written by idiots like you
Who
2016-06-04 11:06:45 UTC
It aint their fault you cant pronounce maths correctly



(maybe your attention span runs out before you get to the end of the word - who knows?)
?
2016-06-02 07:22:31 UTC
I never laugh at a correct pronunciation. I do, however, laugh at people who think that their way is the only way. [Are you by any chance a supporter of The Donald?] Anyway, they are not adding S. They are subtracting EMATIC.
dude
2016-06-02 17:49:18 UTC
They also take a few different maths at the same time.
wombatfreaks
2016-06-06 09:14:49 UTC
I can only assume this is a joke question, or 'troll' question
?
2016-06-03 17:39:29 UTC
LOL! Yanks haven't been speaking English for years!
Mamie
2016-06-02 07:54:41 UTC
Some stupid people really like to get off lambasting Americans but they forget that AMERICANS HAVE TWICE SAVED THE A**ES OF THE BRITS.



Nobody's asking for thanks (except perhaps stupid Trump, but he's German anyway), but it would be wise to appreciate what George Bernard Shaw said: Britain and America are two countries separated by the same language.



(You have heard of George Bernard Shaw, haven't you??)





For god's sake, stop making such a BFD about this.
2016-06-02 06:12:42 UTC
It's not a mispronunciation, dear. The "s" refers to the "s" at the end of "mathematics". To accept your reasoning, people would have to avoid pronouncing the "m," the "a," the "t," and the "h," too. They wouldn't be able to say the word at all.



You're not very bright, are you, dear?
brother_in_magic
2016-06-04 09:08:20 UTC
Not as much as when Americans pronounce laboratory at LABRATory, nuclear as nuke-u-lar, and library as liberry.
?
2016-06-03 06:04:25 UTC
i never noticed that. but i used to smile when i hear them say "schedule" as "shedule". today it's just old news.
2016-06-03 05:24:54 UTC
You think that's funny there is a local news reporter who can't pronounce her D's she pronounces Murder as MURTHER . Unbelievable I think they hired her because she's black.
professor_petroglyph
2016-06-02 09:45:43 UTC
Not enough ill will in this world, you need to go out here trolling for more?
?
2016-06-04 16:08:25 UTC
Oh yes we British people say the words wrong that we invented.
2016-06-02 03:48:37 UTC
No it makes we want to slap Yanks who mispronounce maths as math. Fools.
millymollymandy246
2016-06-02 03:47:42 UTC
It's like when Americans call football, soccer! I wanna vomit!
Jade
2016-06-02 03:46:12 UTC
I know, I know. When I was in England, whenever I said "math", people always looked at me like I am an alien.
?
2016-06-02 03:43:02 UTC
There is nothing to laugh about.
2016-06-02 11:02:54 UTC
i live in asia ... we pronounce maths.

each time i hear americans say math ... i think your english is weird.
2016-06-04 10:49:12 UTC
IKR. British people are f*cking weird lol.
m.ranger@sbcglobal.net
2016-06-03 23:35:59 UTC
I laugh at how Americans don't know how to use the verb "fit"

"Try it on to see if it fit"......no, "see if it fits"

"He tried it and it fit"..........no, "it fitted him"

etc. etc.
Girl
2016-06-04 03:20:50 UTC
its fine if you laugh. We laugh at your country all the time. :)
?
2016-06-02 09:50:29 UTC
England spoke it first.
2016-06-02 03:54:41 UTC
please stop embarrassing the rest of us americans you moron.

There are plenty of things humans mispronounce because of how we have been taught to pronounce it.
Sandy
2016-06-02 03:42:51 UTC
they also say holiday instead of vacation.
?
2016-06-02 03:53:21 UTC
mathematics is a group of disciplines

by your logic a group of battleships would be shortened to ship
Greg
2016-06-02 04:01:02 UTC
It is weird but I like it enough.
?
2016-06-04 06:20:44 UTC
No
?
2016-06-04 06:42:43 UTC
yes.
Alexandra
2016-06-02 03:56:00 UTC
i actually laugh out loud
?
2016-06-02 23:51:09 UTC
YES !
2016-06-02 03:48:24 UTC
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